A Gift For The Person Who Has Everything (Except Good Taste Or Common Sense)

I get more emails from Target than just about anyone else. It being "holiday season" and all, they seem to be sending me close to one per day. This little item was advertised in today's communique. I'm not sure exactly what you're supposed to do with it (culinary? or decorative?), but it may be a sign of the nearing apocalypse.

Maybe it's just a fondue pot for the visually excitable.